Girlfriend writes hilarious 10-step rulebook for holidaying boyfriend

Her man was off on a trip with his mates - she wanted to make sure he knew the score

As many wives and girlfriends are aware, when the man goes away on a trip with his mates there is always a certain amount of dread!

So when her boyfriend was about to leave on a lad’s trip away to Spain, girlfriend Whitney Travers made sure her expectations were clear with this set of 10 unbreakable rules.

Whitney’s boyfriend, Kieran Lumsden, posted the list in full to Twitter with the caption ‘Whitneys took psychoness to a new level!’. It has now received thousands of retweets.

10 Rules for Magaluf!

1. Make sure your phone is charged at ALL times! Phone me at least once a day (2 mins)
2. No girls whatsoever.
Don’t look
Don’t talk
Do not touch!!!!!!
(Cheat & I will destroy everything Celtic, I will also make your life a living hell. 🙂 Kim will be told 2!)
(Rule no. 3 is a follow up)
3. Do not follow girls on social media…
4. Tattoo = NAW, you’ll be checked when home
5. Don’t mix drink!! “Drugs are for mugs”
6. If on boat party, no drinking games with the opposite sex.
7. Stay in your own bed!
8. Dinny buy girls drink. That money can be spend on me.
9. Text Kim everyday! She’ll be worrying.
10. You tell every girl about me OK – if someone flirts, WALK AWAY


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