Dad’s hilarious text messages to wife after kid pukes

'And now the cops have turned up...'

A dad in the US has sent a hilarious stream of text messages to his wife after one of their kids vomited while they were in the car.

Taking to his Facebook page after the incident, Ben Patterson explained what occurred.

‘Last night I was supposed to watch the kids, so my wife and I swapped cars after work so she could head out with some friends. On the way home, projectile vomit occurred and the whole time my wife wasn’t answering her phone,’ he said.

In a panic, Ben sent his wife quite possibly the funniest collection of text messages ever seen!

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