The incident happened at the John Ball Zoo in Michigan, reports ABC, where a chimp was clearly getting agitated.
Flinging the faeces into the crowd, there is a brief moment of confusion where people wonder where the poopy projectile went.
Until an elderly woman turns, and it's landed smack bang on her nose!
She doesn't seem to know it's there, and shortly the after the video ends.
Whatever happens to you today - at least you know you didn't get hit in the face with flying monkey poop!