This article first appeared on Practical Parenting.
One dad has come up with a strict, yet hilarious set of terms for his children to agree to before he gets them a pet.
Dad to Amy, Jessica, Casey, and Samantha, he shared the 13-point ‘family contract’ on Imgur.
The terms of the contract, which has been signed by all children, includes dad not having to pick up poop - ever.
He also never has to wash the dog, has final say over the name, and the dog will never appear on the family Christmas card.
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